Is Kosher

UNLEAVENED BREAD

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Combine in a bowl: 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. baking soda
Cut in 2 tablespoons of butter. Stir in 2/3 cup sour milk or buttermilk. Round dough into a ball and knead for a few strokes. Divide dough into several pieces and roll out very thin on a floured board (if not rolled out thin, it will have the consistency of heavy bread).
Lay sheet of dough on ungreased flat baking pans. Prick with a fork. Cut into 4-inch squares with a sharp knife or pizza cutter. Bake 10-12 minutes or until lightly browned.
This is not a recipe for matzo, but for an easy unleavened bread that will turn out very much like soda crackers.

Spread on lots of humis for ultimate Jewish delight!!!!

Savage

after a long day of chopping wood i had the bright idea to jump in the frezzing cold river with all my clothes on.

then i turned into a savage!

Boomshack

yo, what is up my jewfriends. id like you to meet the woman of my dreams.

the arrangments have been made already, and i made a romantic proposition, by putting the ring in her champagne glass...after coughing it up she said yes. and even though ill have to share her with another woman its all good. Billy has dissappeared in downtown NYC last seen entering a gentlmens club. what a gentleman!!! But anyways isnt she such a leader. i mean personally id prefer a lesbian over a racist black guy.. what say you?