Friday, December 14, 2007

Archnemisis







There is an Archnemesis of all God loving Jews, and he goes under the name of Harry Potter. Short hair, neatly combed to the side. Dreamy brown eyes, complementing his tender fish white skin. Corderoid and capes being his choice of garb, he looks like one Bad motha. he kinda has a thing for the whining pamby whamby of a girl in the ladies room. oh and did i mention hes doing naked movies... this is just getting badder and badder by the moment.






Hes the skinnyest ugly est English witch ever. he probably just does witchcraft so people will stop calling him nerd, and has a side job of newd films to get attention. (sounds like the actor version of A-rod). In any case the Jews will take him down when the time is right, theyre just waiting till he does a superbowl halftime show, then theyll hire Ron to drill him with a wand. by the time were done with him hell look like this....




Saturday, December 1, 2007

Don't Sleep on the Wheel






Check out these exciting photos of a man (country folk, tis tis) who fell asleep on the wheel and drove through our yard!














The wheel came completly off the the axle.

And this was a pickup truck mind you.




theres


me and tosh morning over our telephone

pole.

PTL Nobody got hurt.