Archnemisis

There is an Archnemesis of all God loving Jews, and he goes under the name of Harry Potter. Short hair, neatly combed to the side. Dreamy brown eyes, complementing his tender fish white skin. Corderoid and capes being his choice of garb, he looks like one Bad motha. he kinda has a thing for the whining pamby whamby of a girl in the ladies room. oh and did i mention hes doing naked movies... this is just getting badder and badder by the moment.

Hes the skinnyest ugly est English witch ever. he probably just does witchcraft so people will stop calling him nerd, and has a side job of newd films to get attention. (sounds like the actor version of A-rod). In any case the Jews will take him down when the time is right, theyre just waiting till he does a superbowl halftime show, then theyll hire Ron to drill him with a wand. by the time were done with him hell look like this....

Don't Sleep on the Wheel

Check out these exciting photos of a man (country folk, tis tis) who fell asleep on the wheel and drove through our yard!

The wheel came completly off the the axle.

And this was a pickup truck mind you.

theres

me and tosh morning over our telephone

pole.

PTL Nobody got hurt.

The Circumcised

They are.......

THE CIRCUMCISED....

Men of valor, courage, and great wisdom. They make New York what it is-- the filthy, greedy, smelly, ambitious capital of the world. They are sold on there faith-- Judaism. They willingly where dorky and unnaturally stuffy apparel just because Yaweh told them so. They eat more unleavened bread then there slender, fitly, in-shape bodies can handle. And i dont know what they have more of-- hair or holidays. They slice the end of their !@#$%* off to make their god happy. Such dedication is so hard to come by these days.

My Family, let us not be out-done by the jews, rather let us excell to new heights and levels, such as jews have not seen before.

correction

Elizebeth Taylor is not in MY fair lady

What a Find!!!!

cant jew see a resemblence

i was in the barnes and nobles the other day reading a book on astrology and i found out that Elizebeth Taylor (that babe from Ivanhoe and My Fair Lady) is not only a pisces (im a pisces) but she's Jewish!!!!

If only We lived in the same Era,

We have so much in common.

we're pisces

We're Jewish

We're good looking

---Habbukkuk

listen up jews and hebrews

i got yall fooled coming on this blog

because im a jew

and your anti semitic arent you?

well dont be, beacause god says in the

holy book {the bible} to love all jews

and gentiles alike so be kind us jews

dont be hatin us cause were ambitious

and rich and hairy and have more holidays

than New York City has jerks..be happy for us!!!

ill be watching you

--Jacob